Tuesday, May 20, 2003

big bird, barney, and metallica

the US military's cruel and unusual punishment.

it is reported that the military uses songs from big bird, barney, and metallica played over and over to make the prisoners of wars spill out their secrets. oh, the humanity of it all!

conversation with god
i was examining my body and came to the conclusion that my body was made to have big boobies. proportionally, it is meant to have big boobies.

so i asked god. "god, why you no give me big boobs."

as to where he replied...

"shut up. there are more pressing issues to think about."

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