Wednesday, May 14, 2003

yup, that is funny man, elvin, from roomtoimprov

jasmine and tar
i woke up pretty early today and decided to go for a jog. there is nothing intoxicating as the smell of jasmine and tar in the morning. i saw a fitness boot camp at the park. i may be considering joining but i am not too sure if i would like the idea of men yelling at me and tell me what to do.

but they were pretty cute so i may be considering it.

random thoughts::..
* are there diaper changing tables in the men's bathroom? where do daddies change their kid's diaper?

* why the heck do not all ladies' bathroom have that cool table thing that folds up on the wall? normally, 9 out of 10 times, we women are carrying something when we go to the bathroom and hell if i am going to be putting anything on the floor!

* if we have a major earthquake, would the parking lot be hella noisy from car alarms?

* do kinko's purposely make their computers hella slow so they can charge you an arm and a leg for each color print out?

* does starbuck add extra caffiene or some other habit forming substance in their coffee so it makes you crave more?

* what is it about FOX reality shows that makes me want to throw shit at the television set yet i continue to tune in?

* what the hell is eddie murphy doing to his career?

* what does our spleen do?

* how the hell does the NU BRA stay on your boobies and what , in god's name, is the adhesive they use on it so you can wear the damn thing over 100 times???

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