"There's this girl. Her name is Ouida... which is "oui" as in "yes" in French and "da" which is "yes" in German. So her name is Yes-Yes.
And she is foxy... with a high-pitch sweet voice (bats her eyes to exemplify how foxy Ouida is.)
and she alwasy smells like peaches.
and that is wrong... because somebody like her should not be smelling like anything edible."