random friday thought #1
why is it that i see cute guys in the elevator? that gives us exactly .30-1.45 minutes to strike up a conversation, finding myself battling with my impatience who wants to strike up my tongue with blasts of "god damn, let's cut to the chase. i think your hot and i want to get to know you."

but alas, i don't say a word. instead i try to shoot them with blasts of pheromones but my aim is off... or maybe i am out of artillery.

at least i know they are in the building...