of mice and men::...

what dude friend said:
"men are easy. you feed them and you have sex with them. women are more complicated than men."

he proceeds on saying

"AAAAAAAAARGH me man AAAAAAARGH"

what bubba said:
"men are like tamagochis"

what dude friend added:
"yea, basically. you just have to know when and how far to push those buttons."

conversation:
bubba: pretty much. but like the food, sex is suppose to be served fresh and hot. like bread right outta the ove, baby
me: yes, and that is what is coming right outta the oven-- a baby outta the oven!
bubba: HAHAHAAH! TROJAN MAN!
bubba: TROJAN MAN!
bubba: HEY, KIDS? BAKING WITHOUT MITTS???


and i wonder why i am still single.i am beginning to like it more and more.. hahahaahah