www.eathufu.com

now you can kick your canibalistic ways and eat hufu, the healthy alternative to human flesh. hufu is tofu prepared to taste as close to human flesh as possible. hufu has no animal or human products so vegetarians, vegans, and canibals will all enjoy the taste of hufu. impress your friends with servings of aztek human stew, hufu strogonaff, and serano nanito- a dumpling made with sago, yam, and hufu.


i can't think of a witty way in closing this entry... other than saying "hmm, i wonder what it taste like..."