job searching

i found this in craigslist.com


Muse Wanted for Travel & Companionship

Part-time traveling and social companion (female)wanted for well known executive (male). Generous annual compensation. Age must be between 35 and 50. Do not apply unless physically outstanding. Qualities desired are humor, intelligence, and some sophistication. Must enjoy traveling to exciting places, and occasionally attending interesting events. If relationship established, should be willing to have physical relationship. If interested, please send picture along with a brief explaination on why you'd be perfect for this position.


Job location is Los Angeles Area
Compensation: Generous compensation
This is a part-time job.


i didn't know muses could be advertised like this. inspiration has a price.

fuck, man, i need a job- not a job fucking a man... semantics, it's all semantics.