can i borrow a dollar?

okay..i got one check in the mail today... 8 more to go.. daaaaamn, the universe is hellaaaaaaaaa testing my patience. my wanting to be a free agent. my ability to stretch a dollar.

so, i figure, if i ask a dollar from each friend, i may make enough to pay some bills!

cyber panhandling begins:

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
asceticalchemy: sure.

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
gcollado1: sure

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
tikodotorg: yes!!!!
tikodotorg: just one?
Alfie says: hahhaha
Alfie says: shit, if i borrow a dollar from each friend. i maybe able to get a good 250
Alfie says: need it for bills hahhaha
tikodotorg: ok.. i will give you 20 to make up for 20 of them in case they dont come through

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
Thebrood31: lol if your here then yes lol
Thebrood31: come over hre and i give it to you
Alfie says: i can't
Thebrood31: lol then how i gonna give you the dollar lol
Alfie says: how can i get gas if i don't have the dollar to pay for gas??

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
belleyay: hahahhaha sure

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
kittie1527: yes
kittie1527: and change

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
Yorvit: sure

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
caineinyamouf: sure
caineinyamouf: should i mail it to you?

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
LA Metro: No, but I have 55 pesos I can lend to you.

Alfie says: can i borrow a dollar?
Regend: only if it's the common sense record
Regend: ha!

so just by the im list alone, i have made 27 dollars, 55 pesos, and a common album

nice.. that takes care of the gas bill.