alfie and phloe in rare form this morning

Alfie says: i think i have a longer version of michael jackson's haircut (watching the news)
LuICYLOOooo: stop it you do not
LuICYLOOooo: you definitely have lita ford's hair
LuICYLOOooo: cllllooooooooooossseeeeee youuuuuuuuurrr eyeeeesssssssssss
Alfie says: HAHHAHAHHA, I DONT HAVE A SHE-MULLET
LuICYLOOooo: hahahahahah!
Alfie says: YOUUUUUU KISS ME ONNNNCE!
Alfie says: YOU KISSED ME TWICE!!!!!
LuICYLOOooo: (rollin)
Alfie says: COME ON PRETTY BABY
Alfie says: KISS ME DEAAAAAAADLY
LuICYLOOooo: ACTUALLY
LuICYLOOooo: do you have stevie nick's hair?
Alfie says: ((( GASP ))))
Alfie says: bite me
Alfie says: ...
LuICYLOOooo: SEEE SEE all the fun we were making of the portrait girl!
LuICYLOOooo: =-O
Alfie says: i so not have white rocker girl hair
Alfie says: i have michael's hair
LuICYLOOooo: dude. you CANT have the same coif as the king of pop
LuICYLOOooo: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Alfie says: hahahhahahhahhahahhaahhahhha
LuICYLOOooo: like, really. is your blood sugar low? do you need to get some breakfast? cause you're hallucinating
Alfie says:

LuICYLOOooo: LIKE I WAS SAYING
LuICYLOOooo: YOU DO NOT HAVE THE COIF OF THE KING OF POP
Alfie says: ahhaha a longer version of it
LuICYLOOooo: his has more body anyway...
LuICYLOOooo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alfie says: HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Alfie says: ((( GASP )))
LuICYLOOooo: nah man
LuICYLOOooo: okay, if i had to pick someone to compare you to for hair emulation
LuICYLOOooo: it would be....
LuICYLOOooo: let me think about this one
Alfie says: the mom from the george lopez show?
LuICYLOOooo: nope.
LuICYLOOooo:


Alfie says: valerie bertinelli??????
LuICYLOOooo: cmon now, you know you LOVE that picture
LuICYLOOooo: what i can't understand is that you say NAY to valerie and YAY to the hair of a man whose best friend was a chimp
Alfie says: hahhahahhhahahhahahhahhahaha
LuICYLOOooo: i am cracking up and i am the only person here in my office
LuICYLOOooo: i can hear the other orgs on this floor closing their doors