one day, i will post something meaningful. until then, here is a mindless survey

Body:
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: (this is insinuating something) yes, on the forehead or cheek when they were babies
2. Ran away: yeah, but not too far, apparently
3. Pictured your crush naked: (haha)
4. Skipped school: skipped class here and there
5. Broken someone's heart: yeah, but what goes around comes around
6. Been in love: yes
7. Cried when someone died: yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yeah. dude, who hasn't?
*9 What happened to 9?
10. Done something embarrasing: (haha)
11. Done a drug: duh?
12. Cried in school: yes. my kindergarden teacher locked me in a dark room. apparently, teachers had it easy in the 70's. they got away with doing things.

WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: water
14. Sprite or 7UP: cherry and coke surplees
15. Girls or Guys: we girls kick ass
16. Flowers or Candy: art and poetry
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: a scruffy clean shaven man
18. Blondes or Brunettes: black hair
19. Bitchy or Slutty: assertive
20. Tall or Short: venti if you drink at starfucks
21. Pants or Shorts: cargo or military pants
22. Night or Day: Night

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: if their pupils are dilated
24. Last person you slow danced with: slow dance? man, that shit happened a long time ago. people my age don't slow dance.
25. Worst Question To Ask: so tell me about your ex?

THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: this morning
27. Stepped outside: an hour ago
28. Had Sex: should i answer this? sure... this morning
29. Romantic memory: about 45 mins ago
30. Your Good Luck Charm: my new tr9 adidas running shoes
31. Person You Hate Most: the one i didn't vote for
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: series of good things happen to me
33. On your desk: toys, a computer, a bunch of mail i have yet to go thru
34. Picture on your desktop: 80's arcade desktop by fontalicious
35. Color: brown and blu =)
36. Movie: amelie
37. Artist: me and my friends
38. Cars: motorcycles
39. Ice Cream: tofutti and mango mochi balls
40. Season: fall
41. Breakfast Food: fruit smoothies but i am hella lazy to make it every morning

WHO...
42. Makes you laugh the most: me
43. Makes you smile: blu
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: God
45. Has A Crush On You: not going to answer this
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: no
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: dumb question. we all have indoctrinated gender roles we need to break
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: my doctor. he acts wierd when he has to see me nude like he is uncomfortable or something. that reminds me, i need to change doctors.

DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: nope
50. Save MSN conversations: when it involves business yes... or when someone pays me a dope ass compliment ... or some dope ass advice on life... or...
51. Save E-mails: yes
52. Forward secret E-mails:i dont think i ever got a secret e mail
53. Wish you were someone else: nope, grew out of that. saw past the self hate this society tried to put on me.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: only when i was younger and i had penis envy. who didnt want to sign your name on the pavement with your pee?
55. Wear perfume: not from the mall. i like oils better
56. Kiss: ((giggles)) yes
57. Cuddle: ((giggles)) yes
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: i work online. i live online.

HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: nope
60. made out with JUST a friend?: umm...i think so. yes
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: wooo hooo, i think i saw that on "sex on the city" once... or was it elimiDATE?
63. Been rejected: Yes
64. Been in love?: Yes
65. Been in lust?: Yes
66. Used someone?: nooooooo
67. Been used?: i may have
68. Cheated on someone?: nooooooo
69. Been cheated on?: Yep
70. Been kissed?: Yes (( yawn)) how many questions are left?
71. Done something you regret? yes


WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: blu
73. You talked to?: miko
74. You hugged?: alison and dorian
75. you instant messaged?: kennedy
76. You kissed?: blu
77. You yelled at?:blu hahah jk
78. You thought about? ummmm...the last person i yelled at?
79. Who text messaged you?: jenus
80. Who broke your heart?: that was four years ago. it's been mended
81. Who told you they loved you?: God

DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? no
83. Have tattoos?: no
84. Have piercings?: sure
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yep
86. Own a webcam?: no
87. Own a thong?: yes
88. Ever get off the damn computer? to sleep or paint
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: no
90. Habla espanol?: very little
91. Quack?: did you know there is a vibrator shaped as a rubber duckie? do i have your attention or did you get bored long time ago?

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: i steal time
93. Smoke?: hookah?
94. Schizophrenic?: i dunno, am i? maybe? you think so? yea, sometimes
95. Obsessive?: compulsive?
96. Compulsive?: obsessive?
97. Obsessive compulsive?: isn't that what i said?
98. Panic?: sometimes..hahha
99. Anxiety?: attacks
100. Depressed?: don't listen to what the doctor diagnoses you with. they may be bullshitting you.