the moopie finally posted. click here.

i got bored...

so i checked my stats on this blog. someone found my blog by searching "soulmate and timing".

is that a sign?

but then i checked again and it said that someone else found my blog by searching "asteroid that will hit us in 2017"


sigh...

imma go drown my sorrows with iced soy lattes and herbal pills now...

the shoe poll

after rolling out with my friend, dj the fashion designer, we got to talking about imelda marcos and this stereotype about pinays having lots of shoes.

"i am not a diplomat, or a politician, or a celebrity, and i have 400 prs of shoes. so i don't know why people are making fun of imelda. i am sorry to say but that is the nature of the pinay."--- imelda's niece

dj accuses me of being well over 400 prs. i soooooo disagree. okay, so i did once work in the shoe dept and i would always come home with "prizes from the hunt" but shit, never 400!!! that is 800 single shoes lying about. i am sorry to say, but i don't have oprah's closet where i can even HOUSE them shoes.

so i took a poll. now granted, the results may not represent the general public but this is based on alfie's world who happen to be online for the question:

the pinays:
faith santilla: 12 pairs
LuICYLOOooo: right now i got about 30
luvJONES13: i'd say around 25
luvJONES13: okay, maybe 35
kittie1527: about 20


the pinoys:
simonligaya: prolly a dozen
asceticalchemy: around 12 pairs and 5 flip flops
RJesena: 2 running shoes, 1 baseball cleats, and 2 nice leather italian shoes
MajGoku2004: 8-9?
archon236: 17-18 and about 12 pairs of chinelas


the miscellaneous:
Randy Q Says: about 10

sponsays: 50
sponsays: maybe
sponsays: soemthing like that
Alfie says: GOD DAMN!!!!

so, according to my poll, it is not the pinay who has alot of shoes. it is the white man. 50 shoes???????? god damn.

i will post my number soon. since i am home, i can count them. but i am wondering how many shoes dj has. that woman. i swear she had to get rid of 5 wardrobes and a closet full of shoes so her and don can move in together. hehehe!

so i asked her man:

Yorvit: at least 150 pairs
Alfie says: she thinks she has 400
Alfie says: but 150 is alot too hahahhah
Yorvit: i would believe that

damn...

"HOLD MY EARRINGS! THIS BITCH IS MINE" ...roll dawgs in affect

so, i am single. i accept this. in fact, i am getting the swing of things. now don't get me wrong, i am not yet in the prowl. i am just in the mode of "what is in alfie's best interests?" or better yet "what does my soul want cuz i spend too much time with my ego?"

one thing's for sure, i need some more creative energy to flow. i want to feel completely doused with creative energy and enthusiasm that i can feel the soles of my feel tingling.

and so starts the chapter where i am viewing myself as the catalyst of making shit happen.

no dwelling in the past, no thinking of future. i am here, right here.

one thing's for sure. i want to go out more. i miss being out in "the scene". now before you go and get on your nokias and call me for an "intervention" i am so far from going out and getting lost in hollyweird drama. i just want to ... hang out.

since the winds of change are not only caressing my cheeks, i found a new roll dawg ( since all my other ones are TAKEN ). phloe...yep, she is my new podnah in crime. and we tend to go to all these places, not just to socialize and meet new people but to network as well. besides, i miss dancing.

but there is one rule, we have to do everything for FREE. i am too old to be paying ridiculous amounts of money to SIMPLY BE IN A PLACE. fugg dat. you can suck my big toe. (unless it is for a good cause, fundraiser, or to support folks, then i will pay for the admission fee)

so dj jedi is spinning at zanzibar. he was kind enough of to get us on the list.

ok, this is getting too long

basically, phloe and i got almost had a bar fight. well actually, she got mad at some asian fetish frat boy and asked i had her back. i am always down for my people. so i started to get all roused up.

but then i had a vision of when the security guards take all three of us out (or anybody else who would participate in the melee) and when asked "so what did this man say to you that made you slice him with broken glass and kick him in the balls?"

"sir, because he called us... CONSERVATIVE"

(( SILENCE))...needless to say, after the vision, i backed down and laughed and told phloe she is cool.

Now, granted, i was sporting my puma gear but phloe was all rude girl stilo with all her tattoos showing and some dope wedges. dumbfuck probably callled us conservative cuz we were not grinding our asses on his dick when we were on the dance floor.

frankly, i think phloe just needed a reason to kick his ass.

don't fuck with phloe.