it's friday niiight... just got paid...

You represent... desire.
You sure are motivated. You have a definite knack
for getting what you want. You always put your
own interests before those of others, and you
almost always find youself being satisfied.
Though you have determination, try some
compassion. Putting others first occassionally
can get you even more satisfying relationships.


What feeling do you represent?
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"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused


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You are the Figher Femme


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i should go to bed but instead...

1. What's on your bedside table?
books, notebooks, journals, picture of my soldier friend in the field with a wild daisy, sailor moon alarm clock, pictures of my pets, massage oils

2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection?
i would have to say that first song jessica simpson did... or i would say my freestyle cds but fuck that, you know that shit was hot in the late 80's

3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
due to the grocery store strikes and trader joe's closing hella early, absolutely nothing. i have to go to ihop for something.

4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would
you have done?
nada, i would rather go to a spa for a week

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
i don't like clowns. esp when they have silver sharp teeth and white eyes. FUCK YOU!!!! AAAAAAARGH!!! GO AWAY!

6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
when i talk like a little kid and go "i'm shy"... and then i beat the crap outta them

7. Do you ever have to beg? for sex?
only when i want somebody to massage me longer... or if i want to play chess
...do girls ever have to beg for sex???

8. Do you have too many love interests?
nope, i focus on one. i tried dating several people but it got too problematic. now, i am focused on one.

9. Do you know anyone famous?
maybe

10. Describe your bed.
too soft for my taste. retro hawaiian comforters and lots and lots of pillows

11. Spontaneous or plan?
both...i dunno. i am spontaneous like that. i plan to be spontaneous.

12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
uhhh....the only pinays in the industry are tia carrerre and my friends, liza del mundo and joy bisco and none of them look like me... hmmmm... she should be a mixture of drew barrymore, janeane garafalo, janet jackson, and trish stratus from WWE, minus the boobs. damn... i play myself damn it.

13. Do you know how to play poker?
poke who? poke me? well, poke you too you motha poker!!!

14. What do you carry with you at all times?
head held high...*heads hiiiiiigh, kill em wid de know*

15. How do you drive?
in a car... yep... you know how i do

16. What do you miss most about being little?
swinging from daddy's arm and writing stories with my mom... "mooooom, how do you spell 'the'?"

17. Are you happy with your given name?
now i am... i love it. it means wisdom... asuncion means to rise... still figuring out what mirachelle and ebojo means.

18. What color is your bedroom?
white wood panels...*bam chicka bam bam* hella 70's

19. What was the last song you were listening to?
that damn guilty pleasure song.. beyonce and sean paul.. damn radio

20. Have you ever been in a school play?
kinda.. pcns count?

21. Have you ever been in love?
(( sigh )) yep

22. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
yep, i do. that is why i push myself

23. Do you think you're cute?
i was told today by wendell that i am cute when i try to say "a·bom·i·na·ble". i HAVE NO IDEA WHY I CAN'T SAY IT!!!!

24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
i hope so. other wise, karma will kick my ass... besides, i want to be a nice person cuz it is the right thing to do... just dont piss me off...

when you are hella bored...


Your magical style is Shamanic.

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You are Trinity, from "The Matrix."
Strong, beautiful- you epitomize the ultimate
heroine.


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a fan's defense of the matrix 3

i read this shit and i nearly pee'ed my pants....

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I don't have such high expectations of a Keanu
Reeves movie that I leave the theatre bitching
and neither should you!

Hello people....it's Keanu Reeves....when you
sign on for a Keanu Reeves movie you know
what you're getting so stop trying to bag on his
acting. Yes, he sucks in romance movies or
anything dramatic....but when he says "I know
kung fu" in the first Matrix...well shit, i nearly
screamed out loud at how genius that line
was in both content and delivery.
Remember...Winona ruined Dracula, not
Keanu. Before I hear ONE more of you bitch
about how he couldn't act his way out of a
paper bag, answer me this: How great would
the Matrix be with Sean Penn or Kevin Spacey
or Nicholas Cage or any other "master of the
craft" playing Neo? Neo does not require a
nuanced performance. He needs to look
good in a cloak and be able to say things like
"Aha...an upgrade" in that lovely deadpan.

Lighten up people. Put down your friggin' 10
sided dice long enough to eat your popcorn
and enjoy the light show. It's the god damned
Matrix 3 for fucks sake. How good do you
really expect it to be? I liked it a lot!!! (There. I
said it!) At least we don't have to sit through
another cringe-worthy futuristic apocalyptic
rave scene where everyone is dancing like
they're in a Nelly video in slow-mo. Yes, there
are a bunch of pointless characters and
storylines in this one and it's easy to get
distracted by inanimate objects like the train
guy's teeth, Monica Belluci's boobs, the
cookies, those machines that look like a cross
between scrubbing bubbles and
calamari...blah blah blah and you can't see the
point of spending five minutes setting up a
scene where two hot dykey looking chicks
shoot rocket launchers and destroy the drilling
penis machine but so friggin what? I *know*
you're the same people that will sit through a
Knight's Tale stomping your feet and clapping
your hands mindlessly to "We Will Rock You"
and you know you all scream "YEAH"
whenever Lucy Lui comes on screen in
Charlie's Angels 2 and you are SO busted for
owning Oceans 11 on DVD so y'all need to
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP!
-jeannette

P.S. This is a message for the two
40-something men sitting behind me with the
light sabres who clucked disapprovingly about
story arc and symbolism and philosophy
during the entire film: YOU ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTHS and
have an opinion about ANYTHING when you're
sitting in a theatre with two plastic green light
sabres glowing. You're so lucky Mark grabbed
my arm and kept forbidding me from verbally
destroying you. I sit at home and scream
"NERD!" at the people who track the Loch
Ness monster on the Discovery channel and
they aren't even being assholes...and they
actually know about science...and saying a
chaotic evil dwarf trumps a neutral good elf or
whatever isn't science. Next time leave your
light sabres at home or it won't be pretty.