they have seedless grapes... and seedless watermelon.. what about seedless mangos??? hmmmm

if i am not supposed to have fried foods, can i have carl's jr burgers? they are are charbroiled!

no fried foods

no sugar

no rice

no pasta

no potatos

no dairy

no read meat

no sodas

no aspartame

no life

what's the point?

dreams evolve
if i followed my dreams i had when i was five
i would be a mermaid by now

if i followed my dreams i had when i was eight
i would be one of those roller derby girls, (preferably in the "good girl" team) by now

if i followed my dreams when i was ten
i would be the lead singer of my own rock group by now

if i followed my dreams when i was eleven
i would be a bgirl touring with run dmc by now

if i followed my dreams when i was 13
i would be a doctor by now

if i followed my dreams when i was 13.5
i would be a dentist by now

if i followed my dreams when i was 15
i would be living in hawaii with miko and mari.
i would be driving a black jeep.
miko would be driving a white convertible rabbit.
i dont know what mari would have been driving

if i followed my dreams when i was 17
i would have been a fly girl
or a raiderette
or a laker girl
by now

if i followed my dreams when i was 22
i would have been married
living in colorado
with my mestizo kids
2.5 of them
and the german shepard
and have a slip goose down couch
stained with grape juice stains

if i followed my dreams when i was 26
i would have been wrestling in the WWE
i would play rikishi's little sister,
talo fatu
and have married the rock by now

so glad dreams evolve

you said one thing
you mean the other
you said one thing
please have another
smack upon your belly
smack upon your belly
shame on you
shame on you
cuz
you said one thing
you mean the other

i am seriously losing it folks

i am going bananas here at work

the curse of nemo
omigod. can i even tell you the frustration. the movie gods refuse to let ryan and i see finding nemo. they have sent all their evil gremlins out from their minions to make sure that ryan and i do not see this movie together. two months! two months we have been trying to see this movie.

we finally decide to watch the movie last night. i was suppose to meet ryan last night at burbank at 7:30. being that i am at work, let me give you the abridged version of what happened to me last night that only a virgo woman can do:

-left at 6:45 from los angeles. burbank is only 15 miles away.
-hit 110 traffic. slowed to a creaping 20 mph
-continued to get stuck in this hell hole till 7:21pm till i hit the 5N
-thinking to myself "all good. i will just be 10 minutes late. no biggie. movie starts at 7:50"
-didnt find the exit. ended up in sun valley?--anyways, called for directions
-thinking to myself "all good.. don't worry. it's 7:40. i got a good 10 - 15 minutes of commercials before the movie actually starts
-get to amc, got out of car, realized it was the WRONG movie theater
-hopped in car, drove down the street to the amc 16 ( i was at the amc 6 or something)
- woman in a silver suv cuts me off
-teenage kid crosses street from the middle of nowhere. i slow down to a screeching halt... signaled me to go saying "i see you, go!" . as i drive off he says "sucka!".. i flip him off... he stands in the middle of the street with two birds in his hands as a car approaching him from behind honks at him. stupid shithead.
-got in the hellhole of a parking structure. saw a couple going to their car. i became the parking vulture. man gets in, woman gets in but sees a dent on the car. woman beckons man to come and see dent. they talke about it for about 5-10 minutes.
-meanwhile, line of 6 cars form behind me. they start honking
-couple slooooooooooooooowly backs out
-7:50pm.. i run to a sign that says "AMC upperlevel"
- i run 5 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS IN THE BACK WAY OF THIS DAMN PARKING STRUCTURE. stairs lead me to stairs... GOING DOWN THE OTHER SIDE!!!
-i exit to the alley.i can breathe
-8:10pm.. no ryan... went upstairs to lobby.. no ryan.. went to the line.. no ryan..debating to see finding nemo by myself... they stopped selling tickets
-twiddled my thumbs
-left at 8.25pm

bought a coke and a serving of fries to drown my sorrows (some people drink. some smoke. i eat junk food)

i resorted to smoking out, soaking in hot bath with sea salt, reanacting my own movie where i play nemo... as i try to find myself...

damn you movie gods... damn you