tip of the day: when you are playing football at night, it is recommended to use a Nerf football: for some strange reason, your nose would want to catch it.

my friend's response: If everything in the world was made of nerf, we'd have a much safer place...think about it...nerf cars getting into an accident...being shot by a nerf bullet...

Hindu Proverb The Three great mysteries: air to a bird, water to a fish, mankind to himself

i hate it when people walk hella slow in front of me. i feel like pushing them off the walk way or stepping on their achilles tendon.

i wonder what happens if i just started screaming in my cubicle...

dream on, brown boy. and hopefully wake up to a brand new day

wanna see the canidates for the california governor recall election?

click here

good lord, help us...

addicting


i can't help myself. these things are so addicting! i am particularly diggin' strawberry. they did a really good job on the commercial. it was all girly and cotton candy-ish. ( and anybody who knows me knows that i friggin' looooooove cotton candy.) there were fuzzy pink slippers ( the kind steve madden made popular a few years back), snowflakes, girls in tu tus, cashmere sweaters- you know, stuff that are opposite to me.

who would have thought that blasting air bubbles in my yogurt would make it taste so good?

unconcious mutterings

when i say ____ , you say ______!

1. Miss America:: fake smiles and boob jobs on valeditorians (how the f do you spell "valedictorians?"
   
2. Cherubs:: fat angels who keep missing me. AIM BETTER!
   
3. Shark Week:: when nothing else is on TV and you don't have cable
   
4. Sunflowers:: 90's flower trend which seeds make my lips white and bloated
   
5. Sorority:: a great way to buy some friends and be part of a homgenized group (how the f do you spell "homogenized"???)
   
6. Grilled chicken: "i love chicken!!!" comment that will never lose its punch
   
7. 100:: and one ways to lose a guy in ten days
   
8. Tickle monster:: horrific fingers digging deep into your armpits (((squeamish)))
   
9. Veronica:: is wen's friend
   
10. Slurpee:: is what's needed after a night of dancing. coke slurpee mixed with cherry
    

random thought #1
to recall? to not to recall? that is the question. boy, california is in a really fucked up situation right now. yes, i was very unhappy oh how gray davis was running california but now look at the clowns running for office? should i vote for angelyne, a porn star named mary cary, butt monkey beer presidents, or the terminator.

imma vote for gary coleman.

nah fugg dat.. imma run for office.

anybody got $3500 dollars for me to borrow?

random thought #2
the honda element is growing on me. i kinda like it now despite the fact that it looks like it would be crushed like a tin can upon impact.

random thought #3
i can smile now. i got a new face, literally

random thought #4
debating on going back to the dating scene. should i get back when i am in the middle of my self improvement/journey to self? would it be fair for me to build if i am really not looking for anything too deep yet? i mean, dont get me wrong but if i am trying to experiment with life, would it be fair if i dont give my all to someone?... what i am saying, it's DATING!! i am not looking to be a bride right now!!

random thought #5
week two of working out and my ASS GOT BIGGER. that is not good. its suppose to go the other way!