"what kind of porno would you be in?" quiz

Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno
anytime soon. You seem to be really into the
whole "love" thing...romantic sex
with perfumed sheets and candles all over the
place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You
value sex and respect your partner too much to
do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3


What kind of porno would you star in?
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random thought #1
i hate ugly fruit. ugly fruit creeps me out. but ugly fruit are probably the non- GM ones and they are probably organic. but i can't help it. bruises and nicks gross me out. like i won't even eat a banana with liver spots. oh hell no. i give that to my roommate cuz she don't care. blaaaaah!

right now i am eating a damn ugly fuji apple. i am pretending not to see the imperfections. i am ignoring the childhood schoolyard urban legends of finding a damn ugly insect inhabiting my food. no.. i am not thinking about it. i am a bear.. a bear from the forrest who doesn't give a shit.. or something.. yea..

random thought #2
i think i need to date a metrosexual man. that way we can do it all. we can make mad passionate love and he will make me strawberry crepes afterwards. we can watch wrestling after watching the food channel. he can help me feng shui my house so we can better channel our chakras to our enviroment so we can practice kama sutra while watching a laker game. we can go to the spa together after shooting hoops or skating at venice. he can borrow my mini hoop earrings and my KMS hair care product line....

oh wait... i dated a dude like that for nine years

hmmmm.. i think i want to be the diva

server was down all daaaaaamn day and i was daaaaamn bored!

you know, you really don't appreciate the web till your servers go down. the net was down alll damn day and i was bored. helpless. i realize that i was really dependant on my email. i am best available via aim or email so to be out of commission for that long was pretty hectic. i spent most of the day playing with flash and making some cool movies. one day, i will post them up.

but trip out.. this is my horoscope for the day:

"A trip of some kind, perhaps work-related, might have to be postponed as computers and other technological equipment involved in your arrangements might be temporarily out of operation.This can prove very frustrating, ALFIE, but it's beyond your control, so the best thing to do is just make new arrangements and move on. For the most part, everything is going very well for you, so don't give in to panic. Hang in there!"

on a lighter note:

BIG TRIPLE SCOOP SUPER DUPER CONGRATULATIONS TO JOY AND RON FOR GIVING BIRTH TO HER NEW SEED, FREEDOM RHYME!!!! CONGRATS, MA!!!

RJesena: you're alive?
RJesena: maybe not...
Alfie says: i am
Alfie says: net was down
RJesena: phew!! I was getting concerned. I was about to call the FBI
Alfie says: heheheh, i noticed that
Alfie says: when i dont get on line, people get worried lol
RJesena: yea, you're like part of our daily routine
RJesena: you are the pillar of civilization...
RJesena: I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't go to work for a week that the world would completely fall apart

who ever crossbred the plum and the peach to get a nectarine is a god-send. bravo

i often wonder if keeping a journal is a good idea. it's incriminating to keep one. i know it is therapeutic to register and process the day's lessons by writing them down but most of the time, you have to go thru some serious bull kaka in order to get to the true meaning of the experience.

in fact, what happens if i die tomorrow? you all are going to go thru my stuff and come across my journals. most of the stuff written in there is embarrassing! in fact, i was reading some of my entries i written down about three years ago and i sound like a blubbering cry baby. all i kept writing about is how i wanted my ex back and waaah waaaah waaah, i didn't deserve his bs and waaah waaah waaaah, how can he do this to me and waaaah waaah waaaaah....

in fact, i noticed that i don't really write in my journal unless i am waaah waaah waaaaah-ing about something. i hardly ever write when i am happy, or when i am in love or when i learned a new lesson. and those are the moments that need to be documented.

well, i better start writing in my journal more often, esp when my life is going great. i wouldn't want a historian from 200 years from now find my journal and think that this is what a pinay is like in the post modern era.

fugg dat shit!