what i want in a man, as i quote brian:::
Nervous, digestive, endocrine, musculature, skeletal, pulmonary, and epidermal systems.

what my friend responded with:::
PorkJELLO: then again
PorkJELLO: about 40 percent don't have spines
PorkJELLO: so throw skeletal out the window
PorkJELLO: and another 30% don't have any feelings
PorkJELLO: so throw nervous out as well
PorkJELLO: and then 20 % are pretty out of shape
PorkJELLO: musculature - gone
PorkJELLO: that leaves about 8%
PorkJELLO: still not bad

10 top things that kicked ass this weekend
10. saw seattle for the first time
9. steamed clams at the waterfront
8. gameworks
7. bleeding hearts
6. ryan- for picking me up at the airport
5. pike's public market and the never-ending shops of fruits, vegetables, and flowers
4. the glass elephant pipe i bought
3. THE BRUCE LEE EXHIBIT
2. the hot guys in seattle
1. seeing my best friend miko!!!!

10 top things that sucked ass this weekend
10. the hot guys in seattle were gay. (well, it sucked for me. all that eye candy and no touchy touchy)
9. the three babies that would not stop crying in the plane
8. being in the coffee capital of the nation and not drinking enough to my heart's content
7. it was damn hot in miko's apartment. it was like she lived back in tarzana again
6. buying the seattle august issue of LUCKY, only to have found out that they had recycled los angeles' july issue of LUCKY.
5.parking in seattle. i swear, i am going to own parking lots in all major cities in america and become a millionaire
4. drivers in seattle.. man, they are worse than los angeles drivers
3. the parking ticket i got before i left for seattle
2. the backache from sitting down too long in a plane
1. saying adios to miko! =(