Some people think only intellect counts -- knowing how to
solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to
identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of
intellect are insufficient without courage, love,
friendship, compassion and empathy.
-- Dean Koontz

art girl (aka dharma karma) strikes again
ok, so, i just got into work because my dumb ass thought it was saturday this morning! i even hopped out of bed to and into the shower because i thought i was late for johneric's performance at sol fest!

or maybe i am not dumb and i am from the future...

or running on the philippines time zone...

(( shaking head then smacking my head on the key board))


biter
after talking to wendell, i realized i wanted to add something to the list of characteristics i want in a man. wendell said it best... "someone to pray with"... BINGO BANGO! yes! that is so true. i want someone i can pray with! man, i am making this more challenging for me. no worries.

cuz right now, i am having an affair with LIFE, and i am looking for a man who wants to do a threesome with me.

ps. some of you need to get your head outta the gutter and see the poem in that sentence. sheesh
pss. from the past posts about me feenin', just because i am open about talking about it, doesn't mean i am looking for a partner. i am quite fine abstaining right now and waiting right now. i am a progressive woman but i am not THAT progressive. so no more proposals please. i am actually surprised that some of you went that far.

conclusion of the "art girl" test
* they think i am a freak. since when is studying tantric sex freaky?
* they think i am some superstitious woman who chants mantras. ok, so what if i am? superstitious,i am not. i don't beleive in good luck or bad luck. i believe in God's lessons thru trials and tribulations.
* they think i am a bit odd, but interesting. so do i have to bend over backwards to get noticed (yoga reference)
* i made new friends... hahahaha


but one thing they don't really like is my burning incense and sage. "what? i am burning negative energy in the air!!!".... response:"it is against fire codes."

fine... sit and fester in negative vibes.... boooo on you!

art girl test on office

test #1:
so i started off by doing yoga in my cubicle. some office mates passed by and well.. they started to to join me. we had a nice conversation about chakras and tantric sex.

test#2
stop taking pics of my screen. thank you (that is for the IT peeps who look at my screen)

test #3
started talking about ghost.. esp cocopellis... i think i scared a few of them...

i really dont fit in at work. i mean, i get along with everybody but i dont think they connect with me. i am known as the "art girl".

i feel like the gothic red-headed step child--- like i am part of the family yet no one understands me. seems like any eccentric behavior i exert is quickly excused as "oh, well, she's the art girl."

i wonder how far i can go before some one sets me aside and gives me the "talk". hmm... i think today i am going to test it.

stay tuned...

i think i am the only chic in america that hates the movie "dirty dancing". (( gagging))

Alfie says: (( scratching head )))
phloe: (smacking you on forehead)
phloe: i bet you if we email them and they see we're hot amazonian thick ass asian chicks they would tape us


umm.. phloe wants to have our own home improvement show. the gimmick? having my dad sit in the background, having a hernia, talking shit, and laughing at us.

we will be the anti-martha.. the modern day laverne and shirley...

assuming we will survive...

10 top things that kicked ass (in no set order)
1. this street bike. i friggin' want it!
2. celebrating father's day! that was fun! again we went to a carnivore's spot.sheesh, my family and meat.. i swear...
3. the LA FILM FEST! (see next entry)
4. watch "REFUGEE" and "THE FLUTE MAKER"- there is something wonderful about documentaries. no script. just stories unfolding right in front of your eyes.
5. convinced my sister to go to film school with me!
6. kali class kicks major ass. esp my ass. muscles are sore. the guros were hitting hard that day! but i am glad they believe i can take it.
7. zero 3 did some experimental ish with electronica music as the keyclub in hollywood. hella avant garde! felt like i was going to bump into basquiat or andy warhol
8. zero 3 "friendster" song they improv-ed.
9. the firehouse cafe at venice beach
10. sweet rice and mango

10 things that suck ass
1. HOLLYWIERD!!!!!
2. forgetting you have a nose ring and you rub your nose. OUCH!
3. constant changes on a design. GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHANGES ALL AT ONCE!
4. #3 times 7