random friday thought #4
oh my lord... please help me...

random friday thought #3
the thought of having my own male concubine is actually sounding good right now. a comfort boy, as you might say. he would do menial task here and there ((hehe)).

why not? women have been objectified throughout HIStory. time to switch the tables around!

random friday thought #2
i often wonder how i got myself into things. now i am faced with producing four shows, assistant directing one, fundraising for three events, and in between those times, making sure i do my own art for the sake of my sanity...

then i remember... i say "yes" to anything.. well, almost anything... well.. yes.. almost

random friday thought #1
why is it that i see cute guys in the elevator? that gives us exactly .30-1.45 minutes to strike up a conversation, finding myself battling with my impatience who wants to strike up my tongue with blasts of "god damn, let's cut to the chase. i think your hot and i want to get to know you."

but alas, i don't say a word. instead i try to shoot them with blasts of pheromones but my aim is off... or maybe i am out of artillery.

at least i know they are in the building...

my hair responds
this was posted on the comments generator:

Hi Alfie!, thanks for the consideration. I've been fighting humidity, smog, and the occassional bad shampoo, and I just want you to leave me alone. There are days that I wake up that I just want to be straight, and there are other days in which I just want to be wavy, but you don't give me that choice. It's a free country right?

Let me be. Let me flow, and I will reward you with body, depth, and beauty.

P.S. - Please use a conditioner more...

Your hair
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ewwwwwww. someone sounds pms-y

ryan and alex's bday at hollywood's pig'n whistle








ryan and alex had their bday at pig n' whistle, last friday night. it was totally fun. however ( there is always a "however") the place was teeming with newly-turned 21 year olds who thought it was pertinent to dress like they just stepped out of a nelly or jay-z video.

then i realized when i was that age... good lord.

though my wardrobe consisted mainly of fresh hip hop wear, i had the occasional short skirt WITH a much un-needed three inch slit. AND if that was not scandalous enough, i would complete the outfit with steve madden platform shoes. yes, your big sister alfie was a pinay spice girl and i HATED THE SPICE GIRLS! once upon a time, i had the body and matching foolishness to pull that outfit off.

well mark my word. if i ever wear that outfit again, whether i am the size i am now or a size 2, you have my permission to take me to the alley of your choice and thoroughly whip my ass and knock some sense to me. you can even lecture me.

i will only allow myself to wear that behind closed doors with that special man during some "us" time. but if i ever wear that in public again... (( cringe))

letter to my hair

dear hair,

do you want to be straight or do you want to wavy? after weeks of fighting with you, i let you be wavy. i bought a diffuser and spend money on curl activator.

but today, you want to be straight. you confuse me.

please tell me what you want to do so that i can better accomodate you. it will also determine if Bangs would want to stay or not. thank you.

alfie

mom's bday was yesterday
happy birthday, mom!!!!! i love you!!!! even if we did eat at BLACK ANGUS! bleech!

10 things that kick ass this weekend
1. mocha malt frappacinos
2. ryan's and alex's bday party at the pig n' whistle
3. moonie's 80's themed bbq party
4. talking to miko for 2 hours on the phone like we did when we were in highschool
5. being called someone's angel =)
6. soy burgers at astroburger, mcdonald's and burger king
7. bambu and trifari tying the knot
8. kiwi's and jeanne's wedding invite designed with the tattoo pattern they both share!
9. hanging out with phloe for a whole day- caffiene, camouflage cargos, bright orange 70's halter top dress, nag champa, g-force jesus, adidas yoga shoes, sushi at kifune at venice, the legendary cute tattooed asian guy at the donut shop, and pharcyde was a great combination.
10. wendell did a kick ass show for aziatic rhythmz featuring ashkan, aka who knows, blue key coretet playing kick ass jazz with poetry and flows by e'ca, close1, i-grow, anoosh, rashaan, and taylur. wen fully took the radio station at a whole new level. PLUS, we broadcasted the show upstairs at the more plush studio! oh oh oh , AND photographer B PLUS called us to give us props and to offer his assistance! whut whut!

10 things that sucked ass this weekend
1. being lactose intolerant and drinking a venti mocha malt frappacino
2. the pig n' whistle was a magnet for j-z and nelly video rejects. (note: when wearing a macrome creme dress, please wear underwear... at least a thong would be nice. thank you.)
3. being spammed multiple emails on making your penis larger and to get my diploma online. i am a woman and i am already educated with a degree , thank you very much!
4. the veggie food is hella expensive. why??? it is tofu and veggies! how can it cost 9 bucks for each meal? damn.
5. i finally took the initiative to clean and feng shui my house. that is a good part. the bad part is, finding old things that bring back bad memories. uuuuugh. i also realize that i have waaaaaaay too much stuff and sorting it thru is mentally exhausting.
6. still haven't had time to watch matrix reloaded!
7. being addicted to dance dance friggin' revolution and having a dancebeat pad. my calves hurt. but then again, at least i am getting my cardio
8. the teeniebopper girls at sephora who cake on the makeup. ewww
9. shopping at the mall. omigod. is the torn up christina aguilera look in right now? sheesh. give me your clothes and five dollars and i will shred your damn clothes for you! i will save you 60 bucks.
10. not being trained to use the phones at the radio show. omigod! i feel so bad! we had so many calls and utaka and i had no damn clue as to how to put them on the air! but i met some interesting conversation with some folks nonetheless. i just wish i could get them on the air! hahahha